Episode 75 – Cuz My Beeper Kept Beepin’

Looking for good writing in a Dan Brown book is a lot like looking for a sock in a bedroom the size of Texas while sewage spews forth out of a crystal decanter. And this section of DIGITAL FORTRESS is no exception.

As the book theoretically reaches the stage where it will have a point, questions still remain such as: Who should we trust, Hale or Strathmore? Do earrings count as needles? Does Genius mean the same thing to Dan Brown as it does the rest of us? How many times can our hosts use the word “Pubis”?

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Pour yourself a silent mug of Guatemalan java and enjoy our latest episode. For next time read thru Chapter 100.

(Bob Fingerman’s Midge cartoon)

One Reply to “Episode 75 – Cuz My Beeper Kept Beepin’”

  1. Excellent review of Dan Brown’s sexual fantasies and all the fashion sense of brainiac/moron Susan Fletcher and her letcher boss the commander. Sounds more like her sex toy LMAO. Mindless book. Disappointed I didn’t throw it away after the first couple of chapters. I found you guys specifically based on your review of this crap.

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